Its been a while since I have been on my bike. I think over two weeks. I got sick last week and riding was not an option and before that I was surfing in Costa Rica. I guess the sickness was going around work but I was so busy I did not have the option of taking a day or two off to recover like some of my coworkers. I even resorted to bringing an extra set of clothes to work in case I had an "accident". To top things off we fired my coworker who was suppose to hold the fort down while I was on vacation. There is no worse feeling than coming back from a vacation and realizing nothing was done and you probably have 12 straight days of work ahead of you and then getting super sick. Going from the best week of the year to the worst week of the year in a few days really plays on your psyche.
For the record you know your coworker is slacking when the "Jeff Spicoli" from Fast Times at Ridgemont High (me) of the office is recommending that you get fired. You really got problems. Don't get me wrong I work hard and have a good work ethic, but I definitely have a different view on life than most of my coworkers, having fun and playing is a big part of my personality. For me to recommend that you need to leave is saying in bold letters that you are the ultimate slacker. Congratulations and thanks for sticking it to me.